I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Randomize
