you would pick up someone in the library
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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