Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Operation Purity has been aborted
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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