i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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