I wannas sexs uuuuu
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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