So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
Randomize