I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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