the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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