Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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