That's intense
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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