I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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