Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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