This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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