And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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