took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
All the doctor said was why
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