i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
barbara walters just said penis...
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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