his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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