I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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