Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
