Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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