I want to stick my p in your. b.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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