Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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