I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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