Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I will suppress my appetite by doing shots then passing out
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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