I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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