I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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