I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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