So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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