Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
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