sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
this hospital has no fireball
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Randomize
