we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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