why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
She tied me up with her honor cords...
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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