If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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