No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
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