He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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