if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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