She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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