I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I didn't have toilet paper until 20 minutes ago. But I have champagne. Priorities.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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