I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Never underestimate the power of titties
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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