I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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