And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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