am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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