dude i'm inner monologue high
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I queefed so loud it echoed.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
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