: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Randomize