Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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