I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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