i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She's not a foreskin expert like you
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
Randomize
