i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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