He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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