State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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