I've blown a few things in my day
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
