My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I just gargled with NyQuil
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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