You're completely useless in the revolution.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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