escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Randomize
