everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
I would ride that face into the sunset
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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