have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
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