We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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